worst thing you did as a kid

[MaRiAh]

I hate it when I hear about cats being mistreated. We have (had, one ran away ) 3 cats, two of them were mistreated as kittens.
One (the one who ran away) was swung round by his tail, thrown around and kicked in the mouth. The result of this is him having half a tail, a missing tooth and a split lip.
The other, Chloe (fat cat) was held in a bath, thrown around and set on fire.

Theyre both lovely cats aswell. Well, all of the cats weve had have been very trusting around us, and only around us. 90% of the cats weve had before have been from rehoming centres, or theyve been abused.

Also, the rabbit we have at the moment was rescued by me. I was walking down to the corner shop to get ciggies, and I saw something that looked like a rock underneath a car. On the way back from the shop, I noticed it was moving so I grabbed it and bought it in. Called it Splat, because it very nearly was. We were gonna put notices up, but then we thought that the owners couldnt be bothered to keep it secure. We didnt see any notices up looking for it, either.

no offense dude but i hate people that take missing animals like found on a street or w/e and keeping them w/o putting up notices and shit what if a little kid was like holding the rabbit and it got away? theres tons of ways a rabbit can get away.... they are pretty fast after all

o and btw how do u call it 'rescued' when all u did was pick it up on ur way home ... O.o

[hubblebubble]

masturbated with my sisters underwares and vibrating dildo

what were you doing with the dildo?

[minnesota man]

the ant eating thing: Funny
Shitting in frnt of your mom: Ouch! You can really push it.
I love girls with dildos although my worst is masterbation. Kills my mojo.
My worst is pulling an autistic boys pants down. I was in fifth grade. Please don't burn me.
The cats thing is bad and all but I wouldn't hold it against you. The only thing I can't forgive is child abuse. Perhaps that's what I learned for embarassing the poor kid. Worst illegal thing I did: Stealing a clip board of files from a police car. He was busting someone and I was walking past the car and looked inside the open door and snatched it. Sorry to all the cops reading this. Shit happens. Protect and serve right. No offense. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Wow, I feel better. Time to work.

[minnesota man]

Junkyard, that is hilarious.
Worst thing done to me: Roomate's frat friends wiped their but with my toothbrush. I smelled it instantly. Worst thing I stole: Jar of pickles from a 7-11. I was a big time clepto or klepto. Whatever.

[minnesota man]

friendowl, great post. what you did was bad. LMAO but bad.

[robert42]

I sold porn on floppy discs for 50p each at Bishop Stopford - my Secondary school, which was a Christian school.

do u live in the UK???

cos there is a school near me called that

weirdd

[robert42]

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

damn man thats cruel lol but like u said everyone makes mistakes

poor kittys

[Toker4LifeVT]

I threw a couple buckets of old paint that had been left outside for a long time onto someones porch... stained their entire windows and the carpeting on their porch.. parents made me hand clean it off when they found out.. did it with one of the kids that lived in my neighborhood

[eddievanzant]

How can someone wish Slypknot W/e a bad life for being mean? That seems hypocritical.
My friend used to have kittens and I'd play with them like action figures. I'd make them punch each other and I'd turn them upside down or do a helicopter spin with them in my hands. Their bodies were about the width of my hand. So fun.

[HiddenBeauty]

Why didn't you guys that were cruel to animals do something more productive like sorting out the local bully?Is it because you were a bunch of pussy cats yourselves?