more fun stories...
was sick of my place getting TP'ed and egged and shit on mischief night in philly, i sat on my roof with a gun loaded with blanks, and a paintball gun with a cooler full of frozen paintballs. a bunch of kids came and proceeded to egg it, my bro shot the blank gun and i hit them with the frozen paintballs, they literally thought they were being shot at. best part was, my parents approved of this and looked out the window and laughed.
next year gets even better. i made little tripwire bombs from a tripwire kit and homemade m100s... planted them all around the house the night before (without the bombs of course) and then attached the m100 wicks to them on mischief night, and - get this - put them in buckets of paint. very fun to watch these kids get coated in orange and white paint... very fulfiilling.