I was a bad kid too and I've done a ton of rotten things.

A kid who was 2 years older than me use to make fun of me because I wore braces. One night he was walking by my house and he started calling me names again, well I blew up at him and basically told him to bring it on. He came over, and I socked him once in the face, and he then returned the favour by hitting me about 5 times in the lip. I lost it, went inside, grabbed a frozen can of orange juice, and pelted it directly at his nose. I broke it in 2 places and never got caught for it.

I use to steal lawn oranaments when I drank too much. Go car hopping, like opening car doors and finding whatever I could.

I broke a car window once for $20 in a parking lot.

I once jumped in my moms rental car after work, and I pulled down on the gear shifter and it went in reverse all on its own. It backed into the middle of the main street and ran into my house screaming.

I egged houses and cars for fun.

I once dropped a rock from on top of a bridge onto a persons cars windsheild. I never got busted because I high tailed it out of there.

I was a bad boy.