Oh, yesterday/the other day was Mothers day, and my sis was saving her bottle of red wine for it. Cost about £25. Well, the day before that she decided to kick me and my watch broke. My £50 watch that I bought with my own goddam money. If you havent guessed yet, £50 is a lot of money to me.
Anyway, when she goes to bed I decide to mess with her wine. Among the ingredients were:
Brandy
Port
Rum
Sugar
Salt
Vinegar
Spit. Lots of spit.
And I shook that bitch up bad. When she asked me why it was opened, I just said that I wanted to try a little. I laughed so damn much when she was drinking that, but I managed to hide it so she just thought it was rank wine.

Before I messed with it, it tasted pretty nice btw.