these squirrels kept eating our posts along our front walk and my grandfather gave me a license to kill them. well they chewed through our screen porch and into a big bag of bird seed. on morning i look out the window and see a fucking squirrel orgy like 12 squirells feasting on my porch so i run around back and take a piece of plywood and block their escape route. i get a baseball bat and my german shepard and proceed to slaughter about 8 squirells by hitting them as they climbed the screen and my dog would chew them to death. eventually this squirell ran into the screen so many time that it broke and they ran out but i killed 8 or so the first time and they kept coming back stupid bastards. so i kept on killing them.