worst thing you did as a kid

[HiddenBeauty]

i fucking hate cats...

I'm a bit upset and annoyed that you have done all those things to cats I love my cats and they have sometimes been more of a comfort to me then friends.

I haven't harmed anything living,well not physically,but I hurt my mums feelings when the copper took me home and asked my mum for the mothers day card I had stolen.That in my eyes is the worst thing I ever done

If anybody is thinking of starting a family then they should read this thread first :smokin:

HiddenBeauty Reviewed by HiddenBeauty on 03-25-2006. worst thing you did as a kid when we are young we do dumb shit. i got into a beef with some guy alex on my block. his mom and dad were fucked up too. one day he stole my bike and sold it. i couldnt prove it but i knew. when him and his parents left for the weekend i put the garden hose in the window and turned it on. on sun when they came back i had totally forgotten we were playing football inm the street when i heard the mom yell and scream and talk shit.i walked over and pretended Rating: 5

[turtle420]

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

[JunkYard]

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

OMG, that's too funny!
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[HiddenBeauty]

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

Did the owner not try to strangle you with their bare hands ?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm a bit upset and annoyed that you have done all those things to cats

Thanks. You kept me from scrolling up and getting pissed, disappointed, and ashamed for human beings, in general.

When I was two years old (maybe, younger), we were feeding a stray cat and I watched it go underneath the car (into the fan). I had no idea, so I asked my mother to go to the store, and when we started the car, the cat was still in the fan, my mother didn't know. My memory skips from sitting in the car to standing near her feeding spot, on the side of the garage, watching a bunch of emergency people standing around the car. I can't remember what they did. I love cats.

[MaRiAh]

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

shit..... and i thought i was mean to cats!!!...... btw i love animals now and i would never harm one ...... theyre so sweet



another thing i did when i was a kid was when i was 5 my best friends little sister was 3 and i think she had like bipolar or w/e she had.... she was fucking crazy she gave her mom a black eye and beat her big sister up tons of times...... anyhoo we all went down into the basement and she got in the drier and told me to close the door to it properly or she would hit me.... and me being a sissy i closed the door...... but then i got the idea that if i turned the knobs the door would open and she could get back out..... cept 1 problem..... the door was hard to open for some reason....O.o so then i pushed on the knob thingy and then the drier made a really loud noise then thats all i remember cuz i ran out of the basement as fast as i could and went home (nextdoor) apparently her mom found her in the drier a while later and let her out and she had really fucked up looking hair like it was all frizzy and fried looking and i dont think she had any burns tho...... i kinda wish i couldve seen her fface when she got out of the drier cuz it was mostly her fault she was in that situation....

[beachguy in thongs]

Gee, thanks for quoting that. It gave me a chance to read it.

Thankfully, it was gray.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ir...s/1001cat.html

awww, thats sick man!

[da haze meister]

awww, thats sick man!

yeah i hate cats but the microwave one literally made me sick

im still kinda a kid... im 16 now...

lemme think

i have made gas bombs, pipe bombs, large large black powder bombs, small black powder bombs, molotov cocktails, and alot more.

i was visiting philly over thanksgiving, and this owner of Nats pizza was hassling me my brother and my friend eric, so we proceeded to beat the shit out of him and trash the fuck out of his place. he called the cops, so we are running all night, as we all have like a quarter o of weed apiece, and i had a bb gun, on a number of occasions the oinkys chased us into alleys, and this one came behind us and another came in front of us, i ran by the car, and he pulled something out of his pocket and i thought it was a billy club... well it was a tazer and he shocked the fuck out of my thumb and hand.

later that night, we went around the neighborhood with another friend alex, and we set off four molotov cocktails on 4 main roads, threw gas bombs (gas and matchheads in a tennis ball, with an m80 wick) m100s, m80s, and alot more all around. as the cops were coming into the neighborhood, we egged this kid jimmy huangs house, (3 in the morning) and i swear to you that like 50 immigrants came out of this house screaming lol.

[cannabis campbell]

I went to a 'lock in' at a skating rink when I was 11, (Thats when you go skating, and they lock the doors all night to keep you in) and sold 'no-doze' to all the kids, and told them it was speed. I made a 'VERY' good profit that night, and the kiddies loved the product, lol!

Not a single complaint! (Imagine that!)

Not that bad really, but maybe a little mischievious, lol!

Lmao! how much did you make from that and what is no-doze? never heard of it