worst thing you did as a kid

[slipknotpsycho]

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ir...s/1001cat.html

i said i'm cool with cats now... but that was like a cock tease.. i would of read all 1001...

[benagain]

I don't think i've ever done anything super terrible, but I've had my fun like all boys. Most of it was with my best friend jon.
Once in boy scouts were were all out camping. me and a couple buds of mine snuck off and walked to the local elementry school and proceeded to piss all over the bus seats and we stold the fan, first aid kit and broom.
We also started a tradition one time on a trip to a wrestling tournament. the deal was whoever caused the most fucked up shit one. At the super 8 motel we stol 3 fire extinguishers and a maid cart with some laundry in it. We then had all the guy piss in it and another guy take a shit in it. We then launched it from the top of the stairs to see how much air it would get.
At the state wrestling tournament we did the most damage. We all got shitfaced drunk, then we broke the foldout couch (it wouldn't go back from being a bed to a couch), then we took all the pictures down and had a hole punching contest (whoever hit a beam was out. last one punchine won), then we stold a bunch of orange road cones from the parking lot and some of those big plants they have at the entrance. Then we found a leaf blower so we cranked it up and ran around the halls at 3 am with it running fill blast. When we were done we just left it sitting on the ground in front of some guys room, we then stold a rather fancy EXIT sign (lights and everything) and went to bed. Around 4ish the fire alarm went off and the whole building had to be evacuated. Aparently the leaf blower exaust clouded up around the fire alarm and set it off. We were accused of everything, but never got caught (back in 98 cameras weren't in every hotel).
Oh yea, I didn't do it but it was funny as hell non the less. Once at wrestling camp at App, somone shit in a brown paper back and stuck it in a microwave for 30 mins and ran off. That floor and the neighboring ones smelled like shit all day long.

[Jeff Spicoli]

masturbated with my sisters underwares and vibrating dildo

[Fan o KmK]

im a bit of a computer hacker. last year i thought it would be funny to bomb-mail my science teacher. 15,000 emails saying "Gh05t P\/\/n3D" to the email server. crashed the entire system, destroyed that weeks file backups and potentially scared the shit out of the district office. that was pretty bad.

[Baker420]

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

LMAO...it may sound bad , but that literally made me laugh out loud....you actually planned out how to put them in a dryer, but just set it to fluff...shit, i never would of thought of that.

[JunkYard]

I went to a 'lock in' at a skating rink when I was 11, (Thats when you go skating, and they lock the doors all night to keep you in) and sold 'no-doze' to all the kids, and told them it was speed. I made a 'VERY' good profit that night, and the kiddies loved the product, lol!

Not a single complaint! (Imagine that!)

Not that bad really, but maybe a little mischievious, lol!

[C4nn4Bliss]

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.

rofl

Moltovs were the shit!

Once we learned the wonderful art of making pipe bombs we made a fatty and got a fat stack of printed porn and any porn mags we could find, cut a hole ina playground slide slid the pipe bomb in and then put all the porn underneath the slide under some dirt

Blew the whole slide to shit and sent porn flying everywhere....awesome! Drove by later and they had the bomb squad in those funny suits checkin it all out.

another time we poured so much gas in a port-o-let that it melted to the ground. While after that one i accidentally lit a bottle of rubber cement on fire and ended up tossing it in trunk of a tree...The tree burned to the ground and fell within feet of a house

after about a year the schools put up signs with a 20,000 reward for any information on the vandalism, Good thing i burned em!


Cant help but feel i used all my luck in the span of 2-3 years, it was worth it!

[C4nn4Bliss]

oh yeah, mountain bikes made the perfect getaway for vandalism!

[C4nn4Bliss]

we used to lay a rope down across the street.we duct taped
a baloon and a pillow case to the rope.
when cars passed by we pull the rope and the pillow-case balloon
thing looked like a person.
the cars would slam the brakes hard
once this car slammed into a parked car.
we ran and ran
the cops investigated and took the pillow-case creature away

hahaha same thing works with a rope and a realistic looking stuffed dog at night!

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

i killed my dads dog by throwing big clumps of dirt at its face when i was about 5 cause it was barking at me non-stop.

it died a few months later of sickness.

my dad loved that dog like it was worth a million dollars...he still doesnt know, and he never will.