worst thing you did as a kid

[ilovebecky]

Rigged other peoples mail boxes so when the mail man came and opened them up a sign would be hanging there on the inside saying "FUCK YOU MAILMAN!"

[Blunt420]

When I was like 14, Me and my friends used to break into peoples houses when they werent home, we stole soo much, the most we every scored was about $600, and my friend, (witch was 16) took this guys Pistol out his bedroom, It was a Glock or somthing I also cleard out my whole school by leaving a bomb threat note in the office. HEHEHE

[Big Calhoun]

Haha...this brings back memories...

Used to pop lockers at a local YMCA when I was like 11. They had 'free swim' time during the day in the summer. Afterwards, I'd hang around and pop the locks off. As little as spare change and as much as $300. Eventually they started catching on so I had to chill.

Called in a bomb threat to my school when I was 12. A friend wanted to get out of a test so I said I'd call in a bomb threat. Well, I had to do it like 3 times because they kept rescheduling the test. Got caught after his mom overheard him and I talking about it on the phone and a local businesman recognized me using his payphone.

Also when I was 12, I started selling 'red boxes' to people. Old telephones used to transmit key strokes when you inserted money. So I was able to program phone dialers with these keystrokes and sell them so people (drug dealers mostly) could use payphones w/o sticking money in them.

When I was 14, I used to 'rent' my pager to people for tests. At first, it only worked for multiple choice tests...a=1, b=2, c=3, etc. I'd just go to the payphone during study period and page myself with the answers to whoever had it. As I got into my junior year, I got an NEC alpha-numeric pager. So then I started charging more because I could send actual text messages.

When I was 15, I broke into a local Radio Shack. Planned the whole thing out for months, right down to a list of SKU numbers of what I wanted to get. Ended up getting significantly less because a friend chickened out and I had to go it alone.

When I was 18, I paintballed some dudes car and apartment with frozen paintballs. A few nights before, it was mischief night. A couple of friends and I threw some eggs at his house. Well, the next day, he goes by one kids house and sets a pile of leaves on fire...NOT COOL! So I froze some paintballs and we went out to dudes building. He had the window open so we threw like 2 or 3 eggs in and ran to the bushes. As soon as he came to the window, I let a good 10 or so paintballs loose...shattered the window. As we walk in the park around the corner, dude is in his car with a flashlight talking about, "I'm gonna get you, blah blah blah". So from behind a slide, I let another 15 or 20 go through his back windshield till he finally sped away. Now that was good times!!

so many stories...

[paperlunatic]

ur all bad people lol

[SpiritLevel]

^^ saying things like that kill the thread^^

Should start a thread 'the worst thing you've done to this minute' excluding things that could land you in jail!!

[Torrance]

Me and my friends used to go out to an old storage feild where they stored live-in trailers for the oil feild workers. Out of season, we got in about a dozen different trailers and bust out every single mirror and window.

We did the same thing with parked train locomotives. I still have one of the huge wrenches that I could unscrew a huge lightpole with.

I once poured an entire beer in a mailbox. A federal offense.

..the only problem is.. if you lived in the country pouring a beer in a mailbox would be a pussy thing..everyone out here just beats the shit out of and takes the mail or the actual mailbox..more of a fereral offence...

[Davidj56]

The time i poisioned my moms pet rooster and told her the cats got it.
The time i was catchin pigeons and beating them with sticks.
The time i shot that cat dead with my rifle.
The time i pissed in my sisters shampoo.
The time i put sulfuric acid in my sisters perfume.
The worst thing ive done was probably the time when when i was in 3rd grade this kid was making fun of my backpack and i kicked him down his huge hill he rolled like 10 times lmao.
Etc.

[SpiritLevel]

I was in a crowd of people walking through some swing doors. The person to my right had pissed me off a bit. They weren't looking as they pushed with both hands against one side of the swing door to go through it; I pushed both the person's hands down with one arm and pushed their head as hard as I could into the door before they could turn and see who did it. This was at school and the dude is/was a twat, I think he had a headache for LongTime mwahahaha!

[dejayou30]

when we are young we do dumb shit.
i got into a beef with some guy alex on my block.
his mom and dad were fucked up too.
one day he stole my bike and sold it.
i couldnt prove it but i knew.
when him and his parents left for the weekend
i put the garden hose in the window and turned it on.
on sun when they came back i had totally forgotten
we were playing football inm the street when i heard the mom
yell and scream and talk shit.i walked over and pretended
like i didnt know.they knew i did it but couldnt prove it.
payback is a bitch.they had to empty the whole house of furniture.
it took them quite awhile.major damage.

now that i got my own house i cant imagine that happening to me.
i was a bad kid.

hahaha thats so funny. when i was probably 6 or so this kid that was like 4 years old than us convinced my friend and i and his little sister to smash out the windows of this construction equipment with rocks and said whoever breaks the most windows wins. he said go and we all started throwing rocks through the windows of bulldozers and backhoes and big machines like that, probably like 6 of them. i specifically remember climbing up on one and throwing a pretty good sized rock right through the windshield. thats probably the worst thing i did and i never got caught but still remember it to this day.

[friendowl]

damn davey
you should work
at a childs daycare center

you are so nice a guy