worst thing you did as a kid

[Zoosh]

Me and my friend took this kids pencil case then pissed on it.
I look back and just think how lame it was.
I bought him a new case and had detentions.
He never even did anything wrong. I was about 11 when i did it.
I've never done anything serious though.
Stole a few things, stole sweets from a shop over the road school during lunch times. Stupid stuff.

[smokealot123]

oh thats right i robbed alot of stuff in the past, i mean thousands of dollars worth, but shooting my cousin is worse i guess ahah:rasta:

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

ok this one is really really stupid.... when i was 11, this ghetto friend of mine and i tied a small wire across the road which almost ripped the sunroof off of the first car that drove past... what if it was someone on a motorcycle?? i was such an idiot

ur supposed to PRETEND to be holding rope/wire acorss the road, not actually do it lmao.. thats wicked tho

[Pipe Dreams]

well when I was in 2nd grade, i was a bit of a bad mother fucker. I threw a desk and a chair at my teacher. I remember it was about half way through the year, and I had hated this lady since I got into her class. I was getting written up for something, and I had enough bullshit, so I picked up the desk I was sitting in (wasnt very big) and chucked it at her from about 15 feet away, closely followed by the chair. The desk hit her in the leg, but the chair flopped around her neck like a horseshoe on its little pole. I got expelled and arrested for assult and battery. Also that same day they found a hustler magazine in my backpack after all that had happened.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

One time, i thought it would be a brilliant idea to set off a stink bomb in my mom's room on April Fool's Day. That didn't go over too well

Another time, when i was camping, I played hackeysack (sp?) with a frog until it died...

[jamstigator]

I accidentally set a hotel on fire. I was quite a firebug when I was little, and we were living in a hotel at the time. I was around 11 years old I guess. Anyway, while my mom was at work I got bored and started lighting pieces of paper on fire and dropping them out of the window (we were on the 7th floor of 8 total floors), then watching the burning paper waft down the street on air currents.

Well, somehow the curtains caught on fire. I ran to the kitchen to get a pot of water, but by the time I got back the curtains were blazing and the wall itself and the ceiling above had also caught fire. Not wanting to get busted for this, I decided I'd play possum, so I replaced the pot in the kitchen, laid on the couch and pretended to be semi-conscious when the firemen showed up, which didn't take long.

They carried me out and I was fine, and no one else got hurt either. The hotel itself, unfortunately, lost pretty much all of the 7th and 8th floors and was closed for a long time. The fire marshal did narrow down the origin of the fire to the room where my mom and I were living. He asked me where or how I thought it began, and I said it must've been the electrical system or something. Maybe they knew better, but there just wasn't enough evidence to support dragging an 11-year old kid into court. And even if they won, I'd have gotten juvie or something, so why bother. So nothing ever happened, except that we were told to find a new place to live.

I also threatened to kill my stepfather, after he hit me hard enough to break my collarbone. And I stabbed him when he beat my mother badly one night. I don't feel like those things were really 'bad' though, since I was basically just trying to keep myself and my mother alive.

[birdgirl73]

Wow, Jamistigator! You had some luck on that hotel thing, although I'm not sure they could have done much even if they'd pinned it on you. I think you were certainly justified for having tried to stop your stepfather. What an evil creature he sounds like.

My dad reminded me (when I asked him about this subject and told him about the earlier episode with his car that I'd remembered) that I had a bit of a pyro streak when I was little. At least, he said, I was overly fascinated by fire because matches and anything that caused fire were so forbidden to me and my sisters.

When I was about 9, one Thanksgiving we were over in Louisiana at my uncle's lake cabin, and my younger sister and cousins and I were outside playing. It was a very chilly, damp day and my parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were inside by the fire. We kids had recently seen a western movie in which some indians smoked cowboys out of their house by blocking the chimney. We thought that idea sounded like a lot of fun, and so we shimmied up a tree to the roof and stuffed some old burlap bags and damp leaves down the top of the chimney to see what would happen.

We smoked 'em out alright. And they came out like angry hornets when they figured out what was causing the problem. The fire dept. had to come with a ladder and pull the crap out of the top of the chimney and set up fans to vent the cabin and get rid of the smoke. It was fortunate that we didn't burn the place down. We kids all got some firm whacks on our rear ends and were restricted from playing together the rest of that weekend.

[SpiritLevel]

I tossed a snow ball and it diffused perfectly on the edge of an open car window and sprayed-up the occupant. Funny as hell!! She didn't know who did it. I walked past to get a good look of her dripping wet clevage... Good ole School Dayz!!! Many-a-Laugh...

[jonny]

I shot JFK.

[MyDadsACopStoner]

well ive done alot of fucked up shit in my including me and my bro slaughtering everything that moved in the creek next to my house w/ knives. in 3rd grade i sold bullets at school. blew up 2 cars cuz me and some friends were bored and high and wanted to see somethin blow up. ive stolen thousands of dollars worth of beer. o and me and 2 friends almost blew up a lil girl w/ an acid bomb. and another time this bitch told on me for cheating so i looked up her address then looked up directions to her house and stabbed out her tires to all her cars and her neighbors cars. payback is a bitch