worst thing you did as a kid

[HeLTeR.SKeLTeR]

I masturbated in science class when I was like in 5th grade...

HeLTeR.SKeLTeR Reviewed by HeLTeR.SKeLTeR on 03-29-2006. worst thing you did as a kid when we are young we do dumb shit. i got into a beef with some guy alex on my block. his mom and dad were fucked up too. one day he stole my bike and sold it. i couldnt prove it but i knew. when him and his parents left for the weekend i put the garden hose in the window and turned it on. on sun when they came back i had totally forgotten we were playing football inm the street when i heard the mom yell and scream and talk shit.i walked over and pretended Rating: 5

[JunkYard]

There is absolutely no point in even trying to change others. Let life have its way with them...

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

Awe fuck It!
Who wants more pie?

[tokerBob]

when i was a kid sludgehammers and bullfrogs were hours of fun

[slipknotpsycho]

The only time you can help or change people is when they want to,so many people make this mistake and waste their own precious time.

very good point... i'm on your side, counseling and helping people change bad habbits and the like can only be done when one admits their problems, and is ready to take responsibility for what they did/do and have their mind set on changing.... even people who want to change but don't put forth the effort will likely fall victim to the same lifestyle/problems they had to begin with... btw, i don't know if it's been clarified yet.. but i do feel remorse for everything i've done, but i guess some of you didn't get that when i made the post about how i'll give a cat all the attention it wants, as long as my hands aren't pre-occupied...

[friendowl]

it was a saturday night about 130 am.
it was me and two homies just servin the clucks.
this group of girls like 4 deep walked by.
my homies started rappin to em and they wanted to kick it.
we wer sitting on the porch drinkin and blazin and talkin shit
one of the girls said they were at a party with our enemies.
i went inside the house and thru the metal screen door i took
an 80 oz.leak on the heads and backs of these spies.they thought it was beer and started running down the street.my homie slim lived down the block
and when he seen the girls running and screaming he threw a dirt
rock and it one of the hyna's in the head.

[Das Boot]

This one is not bad at all but it took a lot of time and effort. Outside of my elementary school their was this horse apple tree. It's a tree that grows these green things about the size of grapefruits they dont really resemble apples. I noticed that when they were crushed a certain amount of green goo came out.

So I spent every day of my time at that school (about 2 years) rolling the apples out into the road. The cars would run over them and they would make a fantastic splash. A section of the street was totally green for the whole time I was there.

The strange thing is nobody ever complained and I never got in trouble. I would stand at the side of the road bowling the horse apples at the wheels of moving cars and I never got in trouble.



This one is a bit worse. I was a new kid in the apartmen complex I lived in I was 10 or so. I wanted the other kids to like me and there was this one annoying smelly kid that no one liked so I announced to everyone that I would kick his ass.

He ran away from me so I chased him down, tackled him and kicked the shit out of him. I felt real bad so the next day I attended his birthday party. I was the only one who showed up. That kid was sad.

[rastabill89]

thats so mean das boot
you better of bought him a cool present to make up for it

[Swizzy89304]

Das Boot, was the smelly kid called Gary Jones?
Damn he stunk like a bitch.

[suhl]

on myth busters sugaring the gas tank did nothing, but there is something you can do that is just as easy that they proved did work, but i cant remember what it is