wtf.... I must say i felt really weird when my little brother asked me if i stood up or sat down when i wiped my ass. But as i can see there are some other people in this world who think the same way he does.. But i must say i dont think i ever get fudge on my had so that would be 0/100 and usually i like to keep it under three wipes if possible. nothing worse then pulling up your pants and realizing your pants are stuck to your ass.