Maybe 3 or 4 times out of a hundred do I slip and get a little "mud on my hand."
It usually takes anywhere from 5-20 wipes for a clean bum.

I go from back to front, with 3 or 4 sheets at a time, folded, but always so that it's the same shape as one sheet.

Oh...and sitting down.
Liebensaft Reviewed by Liebensaft on . ass-wiping question out of 100 shits how many times do you get crap on your hand while wiping. also on average how many wipes needed to clean the stinker ? Rating: 5