Quote Originally Posted by king kong bong
a better question is how do you wipe? sitting down or standing up?

i stand up. i seen peeps in movies wipe while still sitting. i doubt you get a good wipe like that.
I wipe while sitting. Its better than standing for many reasons. You can spread your cheeks out on the seat and get a great whipe. And also when you have nasty squish shit if you stand up sometimes itll smeer on your cheeks. Sittin down is the only way to go.