ass-wiping question

[CocaCola]

I knew by the title of this thread who made it lol, also I cant recall the last time I got feces on my hands when...cleaning it..and it usually only takes 3 tears from the roll to clean it lol. Damn I feel weird postin that.

Ahahaha, that's good that you can't recall.

Why the hell are you guys so clumsy when wiping that area?

[Liebensaft]

Maybe 3 or 4 times out of a hundred do I slip and get a little "mud on my hand."
It usually takes anywhere from 5-20 wipes for a clean bum.

I go from back to front, with 3 or 4 sheets at a time, folded, but always so that it's the same shape as one sheet.

Oh...and sitting down.

[diphen]

topic: once or twice in my life
slightly OT: since coming to china, i've increased my paper efficiency to 2-5 wipes
definitely OT: flushing in general throws microscopic disgustingness all over the place, so never flush while sitting, hold your breath, and always put the lid down, first

[yoda]

i dont get poo on my hands, but occassionally ill wipe too much onto one square, and it'll go down my finger.

i sit down while i wipe, and i check to see how much is on there to see how much more i need to wipe. it takes me like 5-10 wipes.

[alex0112]

man, I can't imagine wiping with like 5 or 6 little pieces...

I take like a huge amount and crumple it up and it takes from 1 wipe(clean shit) to 7.
Crumpling really gives it a good kinda rough feeling, you know youre getting everything out, haha.

I just hate getting shit on my hands, so maybe like 1/100.
anyone notice if you get piss on your hands, it's like, eh whatever, but shit, youre like HOLY FUCK and wash it off like its acid.

[cbr420]

wtf.... I must say i felt really weird when my little brother asked me if i stood up or sat down when i wiped my ass. But as i can see there are some other people in this world who think the same way he does.. But i must say i dont think i ever get fudge on my had so that would be 0/100 and usually i like to keep it under three wipes if possible. nothing worse then pulling up your pants and realizing your pants are stuck to your ass.