ass-wiping question

[king kong bong]

I wipe while sitting. Its better than standing for many reasons. You can spread your cheeks out on the seat and get a great whipe. And also when you have nasty squish shit if you stand up sometimes itll smeer on your cheeks. Sittin down is the only way to go.

thanks dude. im high right now and that gave me a good ol' laugh.

[C4nn4Bliss]

Oh, I also like to pretend that the ladies don't sh!t at all...

true that, nothin turns you off more than having thoughts like that....or hearing plunk plunk when your girl is in the john....gag

fuckin a!!

[king kong bong]

Oh, I also like to pretend that the ladies don't sh!t at all...

same here man.

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

Who wipes?
Blast ure ass with the showerhead, tis the way forward.
Slash time off ure shit sessions
No more looking at smeared fecal matter on a square of paper
No more skidmarks
Be the envy of your friends and the life of the party!

[LIP]

0/100 for me, i just put loads of paper around my hand... erm... probs 5-7 wipes depending... How comes no girls have answered lmfao lol

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

Whoever's sick enough to have sexual relations with a toilet deserves an STD.
Unless.........................you were in love

[eddievanzant]

I understood this thread as a satirical, royal taking of the piss out of all those stupid kids on these boards that ask all those stupid questions.

"Hey, I found this seed in a bag of ganja, its small and brown, could anyone tell me what strain this is?"

"whats your favourate munchies?"

"which hand do you jack off with"
Whats your fucking dad called?
Who's your favourate emporor of china between the 10th century and the 18th

Why so many questions>?And such pointless ones too...argh.

Maybe I looked into it too deeply and he actually wanted to know the answer to the questions :S

It may not be satirical, but at least it's more interesting.

[TheSmokinMan]

I also h8 when you dont wipe it correctly and later on it gets all itchy and then you get the ultimate skid marks

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

100/100. I dont beleive in wasting paper.

And it usually takes me 2-3 "scoops", and a 1-finger finish.

[Jeff Spicoli]

at least 2 flushes, so i don't clog the toliet again
2-3 wipes