ass-wiping question

[friendowl]

unless you like fudge

[king kong bong]

i once saw this porno. a guy was sitting on the toilet then the girl came and got him out the bathroom straight off the toilet and started blowin him. she could have atleast let him wipe first.

[420purplehaze420]

lol i never have gotten my shit on my hand, i rap the TP around my hand like 5 times to make sure that never happens so 0/100, and i usally wipe a good 5 times atleast

[Crispyfried]

Zero, at least that I know of.

[king kong bong]

since we're on the topic....

http://www.zippyvideos.com/774623327...chet_sam_dump/

my lil bro...

[Kryzco]

I can't help but laugh at this thread and it makes me cry a little

I don't ever get it on my hands so 0/100
and for me it takes about 5-10

ps did you know will smith wipes his ass with baby wipes?

:thumbsup: the more you know

[GhostFace2K]

probably 3/100 at home and like 15/100 at school because the food up here blows and it can get a little messy hahahaha... but as far as wipes go it takes about 4 or 5 wipes to be clean.... oh and for all you fuckers who flush the toilet seat while your still seated DON'T DO IT... there was a special on the news a while back about some guy who got aids by flushing the toilet in public places while still seated... the water splashes up and if it's contaminated it can infect you with anything floating in the water... you can even get STDs from the toilet

[king kong bong]

holy infected terds batman.

[orangeman]

I knew by the title of this thread who made it lol, also I cant recall the last time I got feces on my hands when...cleaning it..and it usually only takes 3 tears from the roll to clean it lol. Damn I feel weird postin that.

[friendowl]

when i was in survival training for the first time
i had to take a shit.
i asked mike the guy in charge what could i wipe with.
he gave me one fucking square of paper.
i walked a ways and did my thing.
when i came back he asked me
"wheres your paper"
i said " i buried it "
"go get and bring it here and burn it " " leave no trace "
first of all its hard to get real clean with one square but do-able
second its nasty to walk with shit-paper in front of another.
then to burn it is quite humbling