Quote Originally Posted by Jimmicrackedcorn
Americans are mutated brits, we shoved you on a boat cuz of ure utter ineptitude at spelling the word colour, ure persistance of calling a pavement a sidewalk, ure incapability of pronouncing the 'h' sound in herb and driving on the wrong side of the road like those god forsaken french ppl!

Plus you talk to fucking much!

In retrospect, I wish we had left on a boat and left you here. You got the MUCH better half of the deal.
Thanks for Blues music, Jimi Hendrix and Richard Feynman.

Remember God loves your nation, but when the shit hits the fan, he's saving the Queen :thumbsup:
Yeah, we're fucked up. But at least we know the value of a good orthodontist