Americans are mutated brits, we shoved you on a boat cuz of ure utter ineptitude at spelling the word colour, ure persistance of calling a pavement a sidewalk, ure incapability of pronouncing the 'h' sound in herb and driving on the wrong side of the road like those god forsaken french ppl!

Plus you talk to fucking much!

In retrospect, I wish we had left on a boat and left you here. You got the MUCH better half of the deal.
Thanks for Blues music, Jimi Hendrix and Richard Feynman.

Remember God loves your nation, but when the shit hits the fan, he's saving the Queen :thumbsup:
Jimmicrackedcorn Reviewed by Jimmicrackedcorn on . Does GOD love America more? I mean, come on, we're just under 300 years old.....and look what we have accomplished....give us another hundred years and the American flag will be on Mars......it makes my smile to think the U.S. will have its own planet someday!!!!:dance: What would Martian weed be like? Have a nice weekend.......:rasta: Rating: 5