like $32-somethin and i was all excited to smoke outta it, but after takin my pre-employment piss test, i realized i can't smoke for awhiiiiiiiiiiile. they made me read this paper...and walgreens fuckin tests for everything. like, marinol, marijuana, xanax, prozac, valium....all the fun shit.

they test randomly...as in ... you come in to work, without notice, they're like "you gadda take a test today" and they make you go RIGHT THEN...so any detox kits are outta the question...

makes me sad i can't break in my pipe, but hey, i can't stay at this same job forever, right?