SPLIFF CAUSES PSYCHOSIS!!!!!
heres why:
if u start to smoke marijuana, ur mind will gradually open up to new possibilities, this open mindedness will cause u to question stuff that u always took for granted. this may lead to you eating acid.
lots of acid. this will open ur mind further. eventually, u will take too much acid, and smoke too much dagga,
causing u to permenantly lose ur mind and murder ur closest friends, as well as becoming a satanist.

never smoke weed.

(and i KNOW 1 of u is gonna take this seriously)