Favourite thing to do while stoned?

[cannabis campbell]

once i ordered pizza's from different spots
i called lock smiths
i called pollo loco
i called marco polo
i called taxi's
i called tow trucks
i called for singing telegram[never showed]
and i called 911 from payphone and said i hear screams from the house
i sat back and watched my neighbor across the street get bombarded
with visitors.one of the funnest times of my youth.

lmao best to do it from a payphone no way to trace you that must of been funny as fuck