Who said anything about crack, or alcohol? Your just comparing apples to firetrucks.

I just know I've heard more people not get high their first time, even if they did smoke it 'the right way'. This really still doesn't make sense how you can do it wrong. My one friend said he took like 20 hits and still didn't feel anything. I'll do an experiment once I find someone who has never smoked before. I definitely know when I smoked the first time I inhaled, and took a few nice hits, blowing out smoke and everything. I don't know how I would inhale wrong, I only know one way to inhale.