^ I was always partial to :

" think of all the education that i missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher."

Actually she was (still is) younger than me. I waited a while after high school before going back to school. She was one of those genius kids who started college at 15 and by the time she was 23 had finished grad school and was a full professor at one of the top three universities in China.