God damn dude, you need to chill out. Christ. I didn't quite understand what you meant the first time, it's not really necessary to switch to ultra-douchebag mode.

I'm not interested in trying to 'dodge' probation per se, I fucked up by taking those tokes when I was drunk, I just wanna get it out of my system and get it behind me so I don't have to worry about it anymore. Unless other people can vouche for this method, because I really don't want to rely on it, find out it's bogus, and wind up in fuckin' jail.

Can anyone please tell me whether they think I am legitimately CLEAN by this point? Please???