Oh, shit.

One thing I hate are people that take the opportunity during any buzz -- marijuana and / or other means -- to act like a God damn fool. Especially the ones I can read like a fucking McDonald's dollar menu. It's one thing for your 'buddies' to call you over and smoke weed with them, but when it's your weed and you're taking bullshit from them a line will be crossed.

People who quadruple-fucking-toke [ as the name implies it's literally adopting the joint as opposed to the standard double toke babysitting ]. It's one thing for them to be a newb, but when they've been smoking longer than I have and I've better smoking etiquette -- you get my point. I occasionally catch them doing it out of the corner of my eye -- when they glance over at me seeing if I'm catching their double-toking. Can't stand watching them take like eight - ten fucking LONG hits that accumulate to about three minutes of MJ Time. Nothing worse than a couple of people that all want to adopt the fucking joint, and all working against each other with MY weed to achieve it.

Oh, and throw one of them getting into a deep conversation, maybe a phone call, and you won't see the fucking weed again. Whatever buzz you have is right there. Inconsideration.

I REALLY get pissed when they start accusing me of double toking, or making the joint run. Shit, motherfucker, it was HANDED to me like this. YOU TWO [ or three ] explain this shit! Can't tell you how many times I've just took my sack and walked the fuck out. They're all looking at me with this dumbfounded expression -- "What? Where you going, man?"

While we're on the topic. Also used to hate people that took advantage of my kindness -- and all those thinking of growing who think they can get away with letting one other pothead know should take heed to this warning..

A couple years back when I kind of started growing my first couple plants, my joint adopting cousin -- whom I confided in with my secret -- couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut. I mean, I even told the ass that I'd be giving him a quarter or so off the plant, or whatever I could spare to him at a cost of nothing. He must have selective hearing, because I'll be damned if not a week fucking later he told his old lady that I might give him some bud off of a couple plants I had growing. THEN, he gets the nerve to get pissed off at me for bringing up the fact he told his old lady; "No one. I want no one else knowing -- this is something I'd prefer be kept lower than Hell. Understand? I mean, you don't have to do shit -- spend nothing -- and you're getting free bud! WTF?"


Thankfully, as far as I know, no one else found out. But now that I'm older -- and a pinch wiser -- I know not to speak of growing. Chances are he told his brother, too. I believe he even mentioned something about it to me, something to the effects of, "How much you harvest? Got any more bud left?"

Kind of inevitable, and just kind of completely fucking annoying. I really can't get pissed off at my cousin now for opening his mouth then, but he should have respected my wishes instead of thinking he could take it into his own hands.