Your smoking ettique pet peeves.

[Frivolous248]

People who just say the dumbest shit and blame it on being high. one time this kid at school was high and was like "...i love you cow, ahahahahaha, thats so funny, just say it, 'i love you cow', haha" and I'm just like "Is that what you said to your old girlfriend?" and he got pissed

That and people who bitch, like the kid mentioned above- one time I was at his house and we were smokin' some Jays in the woods with his neighbor, and it was his neighbors weed, and the kid fucking bitched at me for 'hogging' it and shit, and what made me so happy was when the kid who's weed it was just said "patrick you need to chill out and let the man fucking hit that shit" and I was like "yeah". I wasn't hogging it real bad even, its just I was in the middle and they kept passing it to me, maybe I should have just passed it back and forth, but at the time I figured they would say shit if it bugged them.

Also people who do stupid shit, like the same kid later on was smoking a condensor (out of a bottle, bowl in cap) and just started like fucking huffing it like I don't even know what he was doing. ANd he's like "I was getting it started" when it wasn't even greens, plus its not a fucking joint/blunt/cigarette, its a goddamn bowl, you re-light it.

[Its a Plant]

People who just say the dumbest shit and blame it on being high. one time this kid at school was high and was like "...i love you cow, ahahahahaha, thats so funny, just say it, 'i love you cow', haha" and I'm just like "Is that what you said to your old girlfriend?" and he got pissed

There's a lot of people on here that do that, and it's starting to get a little old. "Sorry for making this thread or stupid comment, I'm Highhhh." Just say you're a dumbass or something. Or not. It doesn't bother me that much, I just notice it.

[scream]

yah...we call it a hooker...

[Das Boot]

One thing that pisses me off is that I have this one friend thats really reluctant to match bowls. I smoked him out like three bowls one night and we decided to do a fourth and I suggested that we smoke his weed and HE got MAD at ME! What the fuck is that shit?

After I explained my reasoning he agreed but he drug his feet and acted like he was doing me a favor.

He's one of those friend that you know so long and so well that your more like worst enemies. I don't know if that really makes any since but thats how it seems.

[DazedNblazed]

people who are paranoid about smoking , like in this chill spot in the woods in the middle of nowhere and are like were gonna get caught i know it, annoying.

[HiddenBeauty]

yah...we call it a hooker...

You call a whitey a hooker?(I hope it is me you are talking to)

Which country are you in and do you know why it's called a hooker

[pixel]

One thing that pisses me off is that I have this one friend thats really reluctant to match bowls. I smoked him out like three bowls one night and we decided to do a fourth and I suggested that we smoke his weed and HE got MAD at ME! What the fuck is that shit?

After I explained my reasoning he agreed but he drug his feet and acted like he was doing me a favor.

He's one of those friend that you know so long and so well that your more like worst enemies. I don't know if that really makes any since but thats how it seems.

i know exactly how you feel, i have that with my best friend of about 12 years (i'm only 17 so that's a big chunk of my life i have known him) and certain things he does just really really piss me off. it's way too hard to explain it all but there are just things that make me want to get up and leave when he does them.

my advice is that you take a little break from your friend, sometimes it can be tough to do because they always want to do something but a month of hanging out with other people and not that friend and you'll be ready to hang out with him again. works for me at least.

also i wouldn't go to the extent of "worst enemies" but sometimes things get overly hostile because we can predict each others actions, ESPECIALLY the ones that make us mad. and if you've ever predicted (to yourself not actually tell the other person) that someone is going to do something that makes you mad and then you see them go ahead and do it, it just makes you more mad because you saw it coming and it happened. i dont know if you can relate but thats how i feel a lot of the time, i know he's going to act a certain way and when he does it pisses me off.

always look on the bright side though, think of the good qualities of that friend instead of obsessing over the bad ones. it can be tough to do but a positive outlook can make things go better imho.

[Fan o KmK]

yea ive got some serious pet peeves when it comes to smoking. especially if im the one hookin it up.

first and foremost number one pet peeve is when people turn into a complete fucking moron when they get high. like running around tripping over shit and laughing their asses off at stupid stuff, like cracking up after the murf the bong. its like dude...come on.

second is when someone starts reachin for the piece before ur done with ur rip, ive had people literally start to take it away from my mouth and its like dude...get ur fuckin hand out of the way or im gona light it on fire lol.

third is hitting out of turn. if your a complete newb and dont really know the rules with the rotet or w.e thats fine, just ugh annoys me.

and lippin the piece and not whiping it off is also annoying.

oh and one of the most annoying things is when people always bitch about smoking u out and being stingy. that pisses me off. its like dude u just bough a half u can afford to smoke out the two of us lol.

[mojoke]

gotta hate those fuckers who ask you to smoke with them then don't have any weed/money.... only people i will smoke my own shit with now are people who are matching/pitching and a couple close friends

[hex.shaman]

Lippin for sure is one. It also bugs me when it's a decent circle and one person is packing a few bowls but after each pack they just pass to the same side. Just bugs me even when I'm the one it's getting passed to cuz then the peeps on the other end are just getting the end of the bowl. Person who packs it should take the first hit if they want but then I feel it needs to go back where the rotation left off.

And I think my number 1 is people who are like lets match or whatever and you pack a nice fat bowl and then they put in like jack shit for the next one. I usually wont say anything but it's just like what the fuck kinda matching is that?! If your gonna pack a bowl pack the damn bowl. Granted there not matching and don't have too much left then ya, pack what you want.