People who just say the dumbest shit and blame it on being high. one time this kid at school was high and was like "...i love you cow, ahahahahaha, thats so funny, just say it, 'i love you cow', haha" and I'm just like "Is that what you said to your old girlfriend?" and he got pissed

That and people who bitch, like the kid mentioned above- one time I was at his house and we were smokin' some Jays in the woods with his neighbor, and it was his neighbors weed, and the kid fucking bitched at me for 'hogging' it and shit, and what made me so happy was when the kid who's weed it was just said "patrick you need to chill out and let the man fucking hit that shit" and I was like "yeah". I wasn't hogging it real bad even, its just I was in the middle and they kept passing it to me, maybe I should have just passed it back and forth, but at the time I figured they would say shit if it bugged them.

Also people who do stupid shit, like the same kid later on was smoking a condensor (out of a bottle, bowl in cap) and just started like fucking huffing it like I don't even know what he was doing. ANd he's like "I was getting it started" when it wasn't even greens, plus its not a fucking joint/blunt/cigarette, its a goddamn bowl, you re-light it.