how to spoil a little girl's fun!!

[Toffee]

i read somewhere that the same impulse or whatever
that goes thru your head when you commit murder is
the same as when you take candy away from a child

wow unbelievable the human mind!!

[Ganj]

You all are fucking heartless. The kid probably fears that no matter what she does she can never earn her mothers love when in actuality she has to do nothing to earn it. She'll break herself in half through her middle-school and high-school years. Become the validictorian of her class in 2019 only to be broken into pieces from a benign comment from her mother which will ultimately lead to her suicide...if and only if she is perserverent, otherwise she'll jump off her third story apartment building when she's 14.

The point is: Children are very impressionable. As if parents didn't exercise ill-mannered behaviour enough.

[Ganj]

i like to offer some good candy
then when they are about to get it
i'll throw it in my mouth.

i read somewhere that the same impulse or whatever
that goes thru your head when you commit murder is
the same as when you take candy away from a child

Except...murderers don't fall down on the ground and start pouting at the scene. Well, i'm sure there've been a few...million.

[justinsane]

i thought this thread was gonna be more on the lines of

how do you make a little girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

[Toffee]

You all are fucking heartless. The kid probably fears that no matter what she does she can never earn her mothers love when in actuality she has to do nothing to earn it. She'll break herself in half through her middle-school and high-school years. Become the valedictorian of her class in 2019 only to be broken into pieces from a benign comment from her mother which will ultimately lead to her suicide...if and only if she is perseverant, otherwise she'll jump off her third story apartment building when she's 14.

isn't that exaggerating a little???

[Reefer Rogue]

isn't that exaggerating a little???

Lol, I think he was joking.

[Ganj]

Lol, I think he was joking.

just a little...

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

i thought this thread was gonna be more on the lines of

how do you make a little girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Ahhhhh man, that aint right
I did laff tho, and cringe a lil :thumbsup:

[ghettoBlunt]

hahaha,

but your a dick, and your mom jokes are way overrated
but hey at least you ruined a little kid's day, that deserves a round of applause, you should be proud:thumbsup:

[beachguy in thongs]

There's a popular children's book called "Guess How Much I Love You" that sounds a lot like this story. Except, of course, that it's two rabbits talking to each other

That was elementary, wasn't it, dear Watson...