how to spoil a little girl's fun!!

[Toffee]

my friend went to the grocer to buy something and there was a lady with her 5 year old daughter. the shopkeeper saw how cute this little girl was and told her "how much do you love your mummy?" innocently and with a lot of enthusiasim, she spread oud her arms as far as she could and told him "this much!" with a big smile on her face
then my friend interrupted the 'conversation' and told the little girl, "do you know how much i love my mummy?" and she shook her head. then he spread out his arms 3 times wider than her's and with a satisfied grin he said " this much!"
the poor little girl little girl almost broke into tears when she saw he loved his mummy 3 times more than her, and she went hiding behind her mummy's legs, i the she felt like she let her mother down

lol!!! lmao!!

Toffee Reviewed by Toffee on 03-22-2006. how to spoil a little girl's fun!! my friend went to the grocer to buy something and there was a lady with her 5 year old daughter. the shopkeeper saw how cute this little girl was and told her "how much do you love your mummy?" innocently and with a lot of enthusiasim, she spread oud her arms as far as she could and told him "this much!" with a big smile on her face then my friend interrupted the 'conversation' and told the little girl, "do you know how much i love my mummy?" and she shook her head. then he spread out his arms Rating: 5

[Lily420]

awww

i personally dislike 5 year olds....imp: but thats cute.

[Kryzco]

that was mean

deliciously mean

LMFAO!!!

[Toffee]

that was mean

deliciously mean

hahahaha

[orangeman]

Rofl, funniest story ever xD.

[Fengzi]

There's a popular children's book called "Guess How Much I Love You" that sounds a lot like this story. Except, of course, that it's two rabbits talking to each other

[Bong30]

I have a 4 and 5 year old. I see stuff like that all the time.

you didnt mean her any harm, she is just that inocent and it is beutiful.


Here is one for ya,

I was looking for one of those power wheel cars for them for christmas.

I went to toyrus, and i was trying to play it off like i wasnt looking for one of them.

I got back to the area where the cars are, and the one i was looking for was sold out.

The 5 year old is catching on, that they are gone, and she looks up at me and says...

Dad "cant the elves make some more"

i melted.... cute stuff

When you have kids you realize what life is about. IMO

[mrdevious]

HAHAHA, I was just reading this thread when I turned on the t.v. and cnn came on saying "Do you hate other people's children? well we took a poll....".

I think I'm going to start believing in god now, but only as a prankster with nothing better to do.

[Toffee]

I have a 4 and 5 year old. I see stuff like that all the time.

you didnt mean her any harm, she is just that inocent and it is beutiful.


Here is one for ya,

I was looking for one of those power wheel cars for them for christmas.

I went to toyrus, and i was trying to play it off like i wasnt looking for one of them.

I got back to the area where the cars are, and the one i was looking for was sold out.

The 5 year old is catching on, that they are gone, and she looks up at me and says...

Dad "cant the elves make some more"

i melted.... cute stuff

When you have kids you realize what life is about. IMO

lol small children are great, i wish i was still one, lol cute story, of course my friend didn't mean any harm, but it was so funny seeing how the girl let her mummy dowm by loving her less

[friendowl]

i like to offer some good candy
then when they are about to get it
i'll throw it in my mouth.

i read somewhere that the same impulse or whatever
that goes thru your head when you commit murder is
the same as when you take candy away from a child