Bet that one flew right over some heads. (bu dump dumph)

But seriously, since my foreskin has been rotting in the dump for almost 43 years (unless the doc secretly kept it in a jar or something), I doubt I could say I'm proud of it.

Even if it was still attached to my penis, I don't know whether I'd be proud of it, but I bet I would enjoy it, since it had 20 or 30 percent of the most sensitive penile cells on it.

So if foreskin pride brings an end to the attrocity of circumcision, I'm all for it.