I am glad that ghosts don't exist. I would have a hard time jacking off if I thought the ghost of my grandfather might be watching over me. One question: why do people always see ghosts dressed in clothing? Do your clothes make it to ghostland too? What if you die wearing a shirt you don't like?

Think about it. There are BILLIONS of people who have died (not counting all the Neanderthals and the dinosaurs and all...). If even say .01% of those people became ghosts and still roam the earth, there should be MILLIONS of ghosts all over the place. If they exist they should be a daily occurrence and their existence should not even be in question. We should be running into naked ghosts all the time.