Offer to smoke him up, but hide all your pieces and shit and say that you misplaced your pipe and ask him if he's seen it. Then when he pulls it out beat him with a steel pipe.
mojoke Reviewed by mojoke on . WTF WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STEALING MY SHIT! Ok i am fucking IRATE im ready to FUCKING GUT SOME PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE! God damnit i am so fucking mad, someone has now stolen my pipe, my 36 FUCKING DOLLAR PIPE! i put it in my desk (rolltop nightstanbd) and now its fucking gone and i didnt touch it. I looked EVERYWHERE and i know that i dont hide stuff when im high and i didnt take it anywhere. i swear when i find out that my roomate took it im gonna beat his fucking face in with a steel pipe. Rating: 5