april-20-2006 the infamous silly zonka has announced that he will be giving out 69 green tickets wich can be found in zig zag rolling papers and even within the high times magazines the finders of the green tickets will be able to go into to the factory for a tour which has never happened before as silly zonka likes to keep his factory secret. in this special edition of 60 minutes you will go through the factory through the eyes of the first green ticket finder hippy Tim. "yeah i went to the store to get a pack of papers and a lighter when i opened the pack i saw the green ticket it was trippy man."The Main factory entrance reads *warning do NOT drink the bong water*. Room #1 The ganja garden.. 2 acres of grade A hydroponically grown Strain only known as white widow the rastafarian midgets known as oompa loompas are triming fan leaves, harvesting the ready plants, and curing them also air tightly sealing them up in freezer bags which will be sent to the storage room."go on pick off a bud roll a spliff i dont mind load a bong if you please."
Room #2 The pill mine... the pill mine is a 360 foot mine shaft abundant with xanax, loritabs, oxy cotton, you name it the shaft has it the Pharmasist load the pills up into the carts and ride them up too the top, "look heres a xanax cart now pop a few with me." Room #3 Blow mountain.... huge beautifull mountains higher than mount everest the tops of the mountain or covered with not snow but blow sherpas risk there lives everyday going up there bringing it back.. sadly we also lose some to addiction.." do a line with me?."
Room #4 acid falls... 100 gallons of liquid acid flow down acid falls per hour which leads into or mill which packages them in viles and shipped out now this is very potent acid only catch a drip on your tounge if you dare...
Room #5 Bong water streams... the crispest freshest tasting bong water is here it is bubbly and please do not drink the bong water but go on and put some in your complimentary roors i gave you and smoke away.
Thats all for today's tour you all will recive your care packages in the mail a week from now i hope you all had a good time.. *60 minutes reporter waiting outside for hippy Tim* well tim how was it?. "im so fucked up right now i think i need to lay down." THE END
DazedNblazed Reviewed by DazedNblazed on . silly zonka and the pyschotropic factory. april-20-2006 the infamous silly zonka has announced that he will be giving out 69 green tickets wich can be found in zig zag rolling papers and even within the high times magazines the finders of the green tickets will be able to go into to the factory for a tour which has never happened before as silly zonka likes to keep his factory secret. in this special edition of 60 minutes you will go through the factory through the eyes of the first green ticket finder hippy Tim. "yeah i went to the Rating: 5