Yeah I'd be all lovey dovey if I wanted to get in someone's pants too.

So you're saying he's younger than you? If you're the age I think you are, I just got some gross visuals. No, that's not true. I'd have gross visuals if he was two years older than you, too.

Woman, fairest ever seen
Was the bride he crowned as queen,
Pillowed on the marriage-bed
Whispering to his soul, he said
"Though no monarch ever pressed
Fairer bosom to his breast,
Mortal flesh is only clay!
'EVEN THIS WILL PASS AWAY."

Theodore Titlten