Black widow spider suicide

[Jeff Spicoli]

oh my fucking god. I laughed so hard just now

[rhino44]

this doesnt have anything to do with killing yourself via a blackwidow but the brown recluse is the nastiest spider that i know of in north america, along with the black widow. has anybody ever seen the scars those can leave its like a huge crater in your skin. the venom eats your skin and u cant do much about it. if your lucky u will just have a huge ugly scar.

[imagoober]

ah black widows, i found one of those crawling on my pant leg while i was eating dinner last summer.

crazy shit! i can relate!
last summer i was smoking a bowl:stoned:in my front yard at like 10:00 at night when i black widow fell out of its web above me, it cought its self on my ear rolled off down my arm and landed on my bare foot, i didnt know it was a widow just a spider so i kick it off, grabed a light to have a look, that mother fucker was huge!!!!i had the chills for the rest of the night and since i was so stoned i didnt know:what:if it got a chance to bit me or not so i was so paranoid all night thinking that i might have been bit and not known it, and that i might wake up and have to go to the E.R.

[orangeman]

Fragged? you either are throwing frag gernades it it or killing it on CS

I kill it in CS xD.

[Wickedwren]

I ate a Black Widow and gained more power as a result.

[Toker4LifeVT]

You should get some help and go see a doctor... your the one that asked about how long it would take to hang yourself and if it was painful.

[BestTonicIsChronic]

Alright I hate to give advice on how someone should kill themselves but here goes, get like a bottle of Oxy and pop em all. If I was gonna do it, it would be this way, also pop a motion sickness pill before so you dont throw up like 10 mins before Oxys. This would be the best way to go IMO because you would be happy as fuck then you would just go to sleep and never wake up. BUT DONT DO IT COMMON JUST LIGHT A BOWL AND BE HAPPY!

[Swizzy89304]

Hmm, if I was gonna try and pop my clogs again I wouldnt choose pills. Did that once before, raided the medicine cabinet and took an assortment of colourful pills and tablets. Some were anti-deps, some were headache tabs, some were motion sickness tabs, some were malaria tablets (had a load left over from holiday), and most were sleeping pills. There were some others but I didnt bother looking. Took about 50-60 or so.
Went to sleep, and I woke up next afternoon still feeling groggy. Forgot that I took a load of tablets, and I was also hallucinating. Saw a fuckin big spider on the wall (I mean, dinnerplate size), and when my parents finally cottoned on that Id OD'd (again) they took me to the hospital. I kept hallucinating that I had a ciggy on and kept dropping it, and when the doc came to ask me questions I was talking bullshit, like I didnt have a family etc.

[Fan o KmK]

dude what is wrong with you. i dont know how u could actually be pussy enough to kill urself. if things ever got so bad where i wanted to kill myself id sell everything i own and use the money to buy a shack (and atleast a pound of weed lol) on a tiny island somewhere far away.

[busteruk7]

Ugh I fuckin hate spiders period. I wont worry about one killing me because I'm like an exterminator on sight, as soon as I see one it will either get sprayed, squashed, burnt or just fragged :P.

yeah a bit like me then m8 birds are worse for it tho and when they see one they always get scared and its the mans job to get rid of it lol