See, that was a cop out. Your intelligence was questioned, so you whipped out a piece of paper stating that you devoted (and wasted) a portion of your life to studying a subject that, quite handily, proves us all wrong just because you have it. Do you honestly believe that means you are the affinitive authority on it all? Do you honestly believe that you, and you alone, are right because of that piece of paper?

Your naivete knows no bounds.