Wow, maybe I should start a thread about the amazing advancements that have been made with string and how it can be used to spread your branches. I'll put it right next to this one. There is nothing at all advanced about this.

dictionary.com doesn't think this is advanced either.

ad·vanced
adj.

1. Highly developed or complex.
2. Being at a higher level than others: an advanced text in physics.
3. Ahead of the times; progressive: advanced teaching methods.
4. Far along in course or time: an advanced stage of illness; a person of advanced age.

Don't be a douche.

Growing in the shade is not advanced.

ED: you are thinking though and that is good. Don't stop. Maybe a question that may have fit in Advanced would have gone like this: Why is it that plants seem to grow taller in the shade?

Or maybe you should just mow under the trampoline.

Wow, it must be my time of the month.