vampires do they stone or not 2 stone???

[Stooj]

Of course, if I had a choice, I'd be the PMSing werewolf. BECAUSE...

1) Going on a killing spree once a month is more conveniant.
2) Turning into a monster and having fangs is better than looking like Robert Smith and having fangs.
3) When on a killing spree, witnesses can't ID me.
4) Vampires are pussies.