Quote Originally Posted by orangeman
That quote of the DEA doesnt even sound professional or legit. I'm skeptical about this.
LOL. The Onion is satire so that would be why.

Art imitating life: "More money can be freed up to build prisons to keep chronically unemployed addicts in jail and off the streetsā??the only statistically proven method of improving an addict's chance of recovery."
lemonboy Reviewed by lemonboy on . Drugs Now Legal If User Is Employed http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27855 :D Rating: 5