Quote Originally Posted by graph
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. Didn't you know that? Besides, legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. I mean, really now, gay couples are a harmful influence on their kids, because all gay couples abuse their kids, daily. Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. Do you want to be responsible for that?

I have a feeling that, as I press this reply button, someone, somewhere on this board will not understand the satirical nature of this. Oh well, here goes.

I'll kill you you son of a monkey I'm very worked up and angry at you now!!!! and so on......

yeah, it is funny how all these anti-gay and anti-gay marriage arguments can be rather easily dismantled. I've actaully had many people argue to me that allowing gay marriage will lead to animal marriage. But then I have to ask the magical question, if that's true then when we legalized homosexuality (which was very illegal at one time) why haven't we had a frightening rise in human-animal sex? It's a very simple equation:

legalized man-sex = legalized critter-sex

legalized homo-marriage = legalized animal-marriage.

seems to fall short at some point.