Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. Didn't you know that? Besides, legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. I mean, really now, gay couples are a harmful influence on their kids, because all gay couples abuse their kids, daily. Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. Do you want to be responsible for that?

I have a feeling that, as I press this reply button, someone, somewhere on this board will not understand the satirical nature of this. Oh well, here goes.
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