Well, I just think it's a stupid holiday. Not only because it's a religious holiday, but because it's a really stupid idea. Get drunk and wear green? Come on, there's lots more fun things to do than that. It doesn't even mean anything. Like Christmas, that at least has some semblance of meaning (sharing and kindness and all that), but not St. Patrick's Day.

I think I'll go read a book while the rest of the country wallows in its own drunken ignorance.