What's the difference between George W. Bush and an onion?
People would cry if you cut up an onion.

(Yeah, FBI, I just made a joke about killing the president. Suck on that you fascist motherfuckers.)
Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on . Bush and government bashing jokes - right here hey all, theres some pretty good ones goin around.. heres one The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window Rating: 5