Some Bill Hicks quotes...
"War on drugs". Hey, I don't get it because alcohol and cigarettes are drugs. So the war has definitely taken a cease fire here, hasn't it?

Alcohol and cigarettes kill more people than crack, coke and heroin - combined!

That's what I hate about the war on drugs. I'll be honest with ya. It's what I can't stand.
Is all day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs.", "Just say 'No'!", "Why do you think they call it dope?".
And then the next commercial is ...
"This Bud's for youuuu..."
Come on everybody, lets be hypocritical bastards. It's OK to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs, those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for ya.
Nicotene, alcohol - good drugs. Coincidentally, taxed drugs. Oh, how does this fuckin' work?
Thank God they're taxing alcohol, Man, it means we got those good roads. We can get fucked up and drive on. Thank God they're taxin' this shit, Man.
Isn't it interesting that those two drugs that are legal, alcohol and cigarettes, two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you whatsoever. And drugs that grow naturally on this planet, drugs that open your eyes up to make you realize how you're being fucked every day of your life- those drugs are against the law! Coincidence? I don't know... I'm sure they're motives are pure.