How are females like hurricanes?
They come in screaming, and take your house when they leave.

Heard of the new sandwich at Mickey D's?
It's the McJackson. 46 year old meat in between 11 year old buns.

BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dr. Zoidberg Reviewed by Dr. Zoidberg on . New Joke Thread A man walks into a night club one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One cent?!" exclaims the man. So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?" "Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the man. Rating: 5