A man walks into a night club one night.
He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One cent?!" exclaims the man.

So the man glances over at the menu and asks,
"Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"
"Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the man.
"4 cents," the bartender replies.
"Four cents?" exclaims the man.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replies, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."
Lulu Reviewed by Lulu on . New Joke Thread A man walks into a night club one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One cent?!" exclaims the man. So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?" "Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the man. Rating: 5