Have you ever had to piss so bad that your stomach kinda convinces you into thinking you have to shit? Like a really bad shit? It usually happens to me when I have a seatbelt on. Well anyways, here I was, in the car, high as fuck, thinking that I was going to be pissing and shitting all over the place. Then I got outside and pissed in the bushes. I felt better.
So I guess the moral of the story is: I'm fucked up.