Quote Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
Grow up.
dont worry shes a dirty hippie and nobody takes hippies opinions seriously(especially a female hippie) anways

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about TallaulahGreen."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my TallulahGreen, Doctor? What's wrong?"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your TallulahGreen is a little bit different. Your TallulahGreen is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that?"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your TallulahGreen has the... er... features... of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis... AND a brain?"