hemorrhoids

[TallulahGreen]

We have Natural Roast Beef in my deli.

[greenmonster]

shit that must have hurt. ass grapes like melons!

[LvT]

this man never delivered children
maybe he needs to eat more fruit os something.
he keeps fidgeting in his seat like he's scratching
his ass with the seat cushion or maybe it hurts.
he's looking at me with a sad look

Oh shit I go this when i was 9 years old so YES it happen to children...

It was like if someone put fire on my ass

[Jeff Spicoli]

fuck you beach guy

[friendowl]

i know huh
where does the shit come out from
do you have to wipe the roid to clean the shit off it.

[beachguy in thongs]

fuck you beach guy

Sorry, but if someone posted a thread about Donna Summers, well, you get my drift, so fuck you, too. :smokin:

[Nochowderforyou]

Mmmm. A natural organic deli. Or, a roast beef sandwich from a deli. Either way, mmmm.

I see.

Oh, and by the way, why do you have to share hemorrhoid stories?

HEMORRHOIDS:

Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! J/K

[highjinx]

Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! J/K

lol hey nochow, i think someone here could do with some skidmark protectors! :thumbsup:

[Nochowderforyou]

lol hey nochow, i think someone here could do with some skidmark protectors! :thumbsup:

They're going to need the extra wide papers though for that swollen ass!

[3rdEyeVision]

I heard you get em if you sit on pavement too much lol