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    #1
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    hemorrhoids

    We have Natural Roast Beef in my deli.
    TallulahGreen Reviewed by TallulahGreen on . hemorrhoids i just spoke with a patient who cant sit down i never knew that your ass can turn uglier than it already is.i though hemorrhoids were like a rash or some shit.this poor guy looks like his day sucks. have any of you got this before if not your lucky Rating: 5

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    #2
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    hemorrhoids

    shit that must have hurt. ass grapes like melons!

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    #3
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    hemorrhoids

    Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
    this man never delivered children
    maybe he needs to eat more fruit os something.
    he keeps fidgeting in his seat like he's scratching
    his ass with the seat cushion or maybe it hurts.
    he's looking at me with a sad look
    Oh shit I go this when i was 9 years old so YES it happen to children...

    It was like if someone put fire on my ass

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    #4
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    hemorrhoids

    fuck you beach guy

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    #5
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    hemorrhoids

    i know huh
    where does the shit come out from
    do you have to wipe the roid to clean the shit off it.
    Love is patient and kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. Love is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres

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    #6
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    hemorrhoids

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli
    fuck you beach guy
    Sorry, but if someone posted a thread about Donna Summers, well, you get my drift, so fuck you, too. :smokin:

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    #7
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    hemorrhoids

    Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
    Mmmm. A natural organic deli. Or, a roast beef sandwich from a deli. Either way, mmmm.

    I see.

    Oh, and by the way, why do you have to share hemorrhoid stories?

    HEMORRHOIDS:
    Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! J/K

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    #8
    Senior Member

    hemorrhoids

    Quote Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
    Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! J/K
    lol hey nochow, i think someone here could do with some skidmark protectors! :thumbsup:

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    #9
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    hemorrhoids

    Quote Originally Posted by highjinx
    lol hey nochow, i think someone here could do with some skidmark protectors! :thumbsup:
    They're going to need the extra wide papers though for that swollen ass!

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    #10
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    hemorrhoids

    I heard you get em if you sit on pavement too much lol
    [SIZE=\"4\"]IF YOU START WORRYING ABOUT CRITICS, HIM, HER, AND THEM.....ITS ALREADY TOO LATE[/SIZE]

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